it's tragic, not even the pharaohs were allowed to enjoy eternity playing overwhat or valthever with anubis... wasnt the point of the pyramids to their remains to be left undisturbed? what if they get? they haunt the earth? that would explain alot actually, lets call that accumulation of ghost essence theory, or age theory, by which the bullshit accumulates over the ages and eventually there wont be anyone left to follow the old rites and ...

ok i ran dry. thank you for listening to my ted talk