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[-] Norgur@fedia.io 107 points 6 months ago

Now imagine how fucking sad it would be if he had accidentally put a blank paper in there, thrown out the heartwarming and touching letter he'd written to his kid with all the feelings he never could express otherwise and died thinking his kid would at least find some comfort in those words.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 118 points 6 months ago

I have a feeling that the blank paper hit harder. It seems like that gag perfectly encapsulated her dad's sense of humor and their relationship.

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 51 points 6 months ago

Yeah, if I were in her shoes, it would be impossible not to imagine my dad chuckling to himself as he slipped his mortal bonds, smug with satisfaction at having pulled the longest, pettiest prank possible on your kid. That piece of paper would be a treasure.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 49 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of someone who said their dad died. They logged into the dad’s Facebook. He’d made a number of status updates over the preceding months, that gradually grew sadder IIRC.

Not a single reply to any one.

Visibility was accidentally set to only me. The guy never knew.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago

That’s really unfortunate. Devastatingly so. Well, now I’m sad.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

It’s OK, it’s only been in my head for several years 🙃

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I did this before. I was about to die and then accidentally put an empty letter paper into an envelope and thought the letter I did write to my daughter was my scratch paper... so I threw it away. I later passed but through a stroke of luck my daughter found my letter in the trash and was still able to read it. so I can rest easy now knowing that.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Was the letter reassuring her that, even at the end, you had chicken?

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Is this a Leroy Jenkins reference?

[-] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

you…passed?

I didnt realize theres internet in the afterlife

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Haven't you heard about "the dead internet theory"?

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

there's fiber up here

[-] Delusional@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was actually a hidden message and she had to hold it under warmth to read it, never knew and threw it away.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

He actually put both in there.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

the ultimate dad joke, the letter was actually swapped with a family heirloom the entire time.

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