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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)
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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 65 points 5 months ago

I didnt know the onion got new management but seems like its working.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 130 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It got bought by a group of super fans who specifically formed a company just to buy it and return it to its former glory. They even plan to bring back ONN!

Edit: the company the super fans formed is called Global Tetrahedron Corp, which long-time The Onion fans will recognize as the (now formerly) fictional global megacorp featured in countless past articles.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 5 months ago

Finally some good news

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 months ago

Oh that would be really good!

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 5 months ago

Management has layers. It’s complicated.

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