Hey man. It looks like you have some built up angst towards The Onion or towards this topic

It's fine if you're just letting some emotions out, but I just want to point out that the Onion is not trying to inform anyone. How can they spread misinformation if every article is clearly satire?

You may find it to be a terrible joke but I don't get why this has caused you this much stress

Would you care to elaborate?