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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

No. He deserves a minute inside the Absolute Perspective Vortex.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To torment him with the realization?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yes. The opposite of blissful ignorance is painful maximal understanding, right? Maybe he should be gifted a "Blessing of Unfathomable Empathy" by a great and powerful witch instead.

Whichever is easiest. Or more painful emotionally.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Empathy could be useful.

He could still turn his life around if he had empathy.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Could said witch perhaps try her luck on any of the GOP usual suspects and make them less ghoulish? Where would one even start?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

How do you think they got this way?

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