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[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago
[-] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world -5 points 6 months ago

that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 6 months ago

That's what the guy he killed thought.

[-] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

ok. live your life in fear of conservative dweebs then.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 11 points 6 months ago

Not kicking a beehive is not living in fear of bees.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Long story short, shoot him first, then punch him

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 6 months ago

If you've already shot him, I'd say piss on him.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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