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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago

A SERIES Of TUBES!

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