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[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.

(Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

[–] crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

The problem is getting it back out

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Soup everywhere.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So how do we push it through time?