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The Onion

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The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

• The Onion
• Clickhole
• McSweeney's
• Reductress
• The Chaser
• The Hard Times
  • The Hard Drive
• The Needling
• Tattletale Times

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