Rogue: So anyway, why the armour then?
Paladin: Have you not heard of the Armor of God?
And it's made out of bronze?
Of course. God doesn't fuck with iron.
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. -- Judges 1:19
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Rogue: So anyway, why the armour then?
Paladin: Have you not heard of the Armor of God?
And it's made out of bronze?
Of course. God doesn't fuck with iron.