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[-] teft@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago

Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 3 months ago

That's just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The next step, though, is rather... tricky. Few make it past it with their... shall we say... virtue, intact.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Instructions unclear

fries bacon dirt...

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago
[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I'm scared..

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Hey, at least it wasn't Jolly Ranchers...

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven't actually felt that "Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something" feeling in a LONG time!

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

I was thinking punk band name.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago

I've been doing this for a while and it's literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn't a good thing.

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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