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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands
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Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.
Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!
The Trumpficial Amendment.
They have to outperform Trump's public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia%E2%80%93United_States_summit