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[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 51 points 4 months ago

Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.

[-] NRay7882@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The Trumpficial Amendment.

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