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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? (lemm.ee)

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I'm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what's a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 140 points 4 months ago

It'd be hilarious if you taught her how to code Fortran.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago

He said harmless

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 months ago

Hey this might make her millions in the future

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

You sick bastard! Have her do a print loop in BASIC.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

I don't think his niece is named Fortran, tho

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024

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