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Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Laser@feddit.org 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You'll hear a weird sound coming from the Eli Lilly headquarters soon, as if thousands of foreheads were slapped simultaneously for not thinking about this sooner

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