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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 62 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Should poor people live, or should they die? 😏 Let us know in the comments!

I have an uncomfortable feeling that some online news column comments are going to be like this in 5 years...

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Depends on if we've already gotten through the "gays" by then. The system always needs a scapegoat. /s (but only barely)

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

5 years? It's been like that for the past 300 years! We faught a war over this!

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

We already have that. It's called "too expensive"

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

It’s called insulin

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 22 points 4 months ago

Is this satire or just how things b?

[-] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 4 months ago

It's the Onion. So most likely predictive...

[-] Laser@feddit.org 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll hear a weird sound coming from the Eli Lilly headquarters soon, as if thousands of foreheads were slapped simultaneously for not thinking about this sooner

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

The Onion shows time and time again that the perfect headline will have tons of upvotes and no comments. At least until I ruined it, sorry.

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