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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Break stick in half? Now two sticks.

Stick always win.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He made you a pair of sai!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.

[–] And009@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

Yes. Never use big word when diminutive one suffice.