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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't even believe she was drunk, she just sucks. Her studio albums weigh heavily on autotune from my brief listen

Also why even hire a country "musician" whose vocal range is one octave and their songs are the same three chords, like what are you even expecting here

[-] BallsandBayonets 26 points 3 months ago

Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.

[-] rosa666parks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 months ago

So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

People used to have lower standards

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

I'll do it. Sounds fun.

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