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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

But what if a child climbs the tree, falls and breaks their arm?

[-] BallsandBayonets 25 points 3 months ago

What if the tree bears fruit, and an unemployed individual is able to acquire food without giving money to the owner class?

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, they stopped planting female trees so they won't have to worry about that and instead we just clean up the pollen from the male trees with our lungs

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

We must tax the fruit.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

The horror

Although from my experience people always pick it before it is ready. In the public nurseries they have to put rules in place

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Arm~~ed~~ guards at every tree

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For guarded arms at every tree

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago

What if while walking, someone stumbles and thereby gets out onto the street and is struck by a car, not killing them instantly but causing them a long and painful remaining (but still overall greatly shortened) lifetime of misery, pain, suffering, and depression, and then they write a book that inspires the next Hitler to unleash a new era of genocidal warfare upon the world?

I guess we'll deal with whatever comes our way 😀.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I've never thought of that, we should immediately make walking illegal.

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