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Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night (www.theonion.com)

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[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 100 points 3 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, he was hot!

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago

But was he hung like hunter?

[-] drbluefall@toast.ooo 14 points 3 months ago

It runs in the family.

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