[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 100 points 3 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

Project 2025 seems to have 3 groups.

  • Those that are terrified about it.
  • Those that would be terrified if they knew more about it.
  • Those that think it won't affect them or anyone they care about. (See leopards ate my face party)
[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago

Just how much cheaper and longer lasting keeping thing like rice, dried beans and flour can be. It's amazing to me that no matter how empty my cupboards/fridge is I can always make fresh tortillas, refried beans, and rice in like an hour.

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 95 points 4 months ago

This is the kinda stuff they say out loud, imagine what they say behind closed doors.

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 114 points 4 months ago

That's it, calling in retarded to work tomorrow.

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 268 points 8 months ago

Can the US Lawmakers do anything about the US companies harvesting my data and selling it off… please?

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[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 107 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Good thing he launched a sneaker line today, that'll really turn things around.

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago

I'm 40 and I feel every bit of this. 😭

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submitted 11 months ago by dephyre@lemmy.world to c/games@sh.itjust.works

inZOl, a life simulation game where players become gods within the game, allowing them to change everything as they wish and experience endless new stories in various forms of life. (*This video is from the development stage.)

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