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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Username checks out.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] czech@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 1 year ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I'm a blast at parties, let me tell you.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.