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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Username checks out.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] czech@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 1 year ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.