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Welcome to Programmer Humor!
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For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Hopefully at a really high hourly rate!
I'd do it just to style on the new guy, start with something like "ah, so humanity has lost the skills that we possessed in the days of yore..."
(TL note: this is in reference to companies refusing to up the pay for their skilled workforce, and ending up paying more to new guys that'll have to learn it all from scratch)