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Died during the Challenger disaster. Rest in power.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Both the phrasing and that expression suggest he got into MIT through the power of karate.

You still have to earn the degree like regular, but admissions' kung-fu is strong.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

Wait, are you saying he didn't just pulverise a bloody trail through the university and NASA, stealing a PhD certificate and then a Rocket?

I mean, this is still a cool story, but I'm also kinda disappointed.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

You can't just fight your way onto a shuttle. The NASAghast will get you. And it is unimpressed by ninjutsu.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

My dreams have been crushed. I may never recover. I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET TO SPACE

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Have you tried being unfathomably wealthy?

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