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[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Why do they pretend to know Jesus, but not blasphemy?

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Because the part of the Bible where Jesus was using donations to pay off porn stars he banged right after his wife gave birth is way more interesting than all that other boring stuff like love thy neighbor

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I’d bet dollars to donuts Stormy played someone’s “neighbor” once whose sorority sisters needed “help” with their “plumbing” or something.

[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Easy, they're Charlatans.

[-] cranakis@reddthat.com 7 points 5 months ago

They're not very bright.

[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bless the Grifter and His ketchup.

Bless the foaming and bloating of Him.

May His passage cleanse the diaper.

May He grift the money of His people.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Jesus would have whipped these bastards long ago.

[-] RampageDon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Can we just stop sharing articles about her and giving her the attention she wants. Just let her scream into the void.

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

The guy she doesn't worship btw.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

She probably wears underwear with his picture on them like Patrick with Goofy Goober.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

I want these Christian-Right folk to name five things wrong with America and quote the relevant passage in any version (legitimate version) of the Bible that says it is wrong.

Then I want to see those same people follow the teachings listed in the Bible. I doubt they could do it.

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You know Hitler was a convicted felon too.

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Grabeth them by the pussy as thou would haveth them grab thine own pussy.

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

🎶 I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my orange jesus 🎶

[-] anticolonialist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago
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