running out of lives? What is he, a cat? Better watch out for JD, Ohians with brown immigrants in the family are known to eat cats. /s

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Breaking: Trump Encourages Illegal Immigration! As seen on the internet!

A formal declaration of war, and the battle with the Swifties has been engaged.

edit: another epic rant may be starting:

Unrealized tax on capital gains? That wording would mean the tax on capital gains is unrealized, not a Tax on Unrealized capital gains you stable business genius

Reverse Deportation? So you want to stop deportation and/or import people? JFC

If they are failing, seems like they would becoming less of/not a threat?

Those turbulent priest ridders are everywhere it seems

Tumps been down there so long, he thinks he's a rabbit.

Archive: https://archive.ph/U90zQ

Those that stray will return to the flock soon enough

ABC FAKE NEWS has been completely discredited, and is now under investigation. Did they give Comrade Kamala the questions? It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn’t even close, as is now reflected in the polls. I WON THE DEBATE!

=@realDonaldTrump

Yeah, the guy who has no idea what a trading curb is, is a very stable business genius. Of course there is a very high chance that he is just straight up lying to rile the ignorant.

Limit Up-Limit Down Circuit Breaker (Single Stock Circuit Breaker) – The Limit Up-Limit Down circuit breaker (“LULD”) is a market volatility moderator designed to prevent large, sudden price moves in a stock. In particular, it prevents trades in individual securities from occurring outside of a specified price band. This price band is set at a percentage level above and below the average price of the stock over the immediately preceding five-minute trading period. If the stock’s price moves to the price band and does not move back within the price bands within 15 seconds, trading in the stock will pause for five minutes. These price bands are 5%, 10%, 20%, or the lesser of $.15 or 75%, depending on the price of the stock and whether the stock is designated as a Tier 1 or Tier 2 NMS stock. Tier 1 NMS stocks include all securities in the S&P 500, the Russell 1000 and select Exchange Traded Products. Tier 2 NMS stocks include all other NMS securities, except for rights and warrants, which are specifically excluded from coverage. The LULD applies during regular trading hours from 9:30 am ET – 4:00 pm ET. The LULD’s price bands double during the last 25 minutes of the regular trading day for (i) all Tier 1 NMS stocks and (ii) Tier 2 NMS stocks at or below $3.00.

https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/glossary/stock-market-circuit-breakers#:~:text=A%20cross%2Dmarket%20trading%20halt,of%20the%20S%26P%20500%20Index.

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradingHaltSearch

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=tradehaltcodes

LUDP Volatility Trading Pause

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/content/MarketRegulation/LULD_FAQ.pdf

No one should listen to a convicted felon billionaire….ohh wait

Stochastic Terrorism

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F