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teleports behind you you won't win the wizard war, buddy rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Missmuffet@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago

Bah. I've felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!

[-] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Curses! A counterspell!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 5 months ago

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago

I see your cast and counter with Power Word: Premature Ejaculation

[-] Zulu@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

War truly is hell

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it's the former that's just a good time

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Power Word: Cum will give the instant release but the premature ejaculation cast will result in a hundred ruined orgasms or you get a refund on your scroll.

[-] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

[-] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I'd let daddy Balgruff do anything he wants to me 🥵

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Haha! Now I perceive my former manboobs as pert and my former beer belly as our love child. Kiss kiss. Now stop with your silly magic play and come and put that shelf up like I've been asking for the last five weeks. Then we'll go to the garden centre and you can help me get those planters and pick out some pretty flowers for the path in the back, which you promised you would pressure wash this weekend after you mow the lawn, remember?