this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Let's be real. This holodeck would in reality be used about 90% for fucking NOT rap battles.

Would YOU pass up the chance to fuck the most beautiful people in history?

[–] iterable@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I am pretty sure that is what Barkley was actually doing.

[–] wingsfortheirsmiles@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

That's why only Ensigns are forced to do holodeck waste removal duty

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KAHLESS THE UNFORGETTABLE

VS

GENGHIS KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

BEGIN!

Idk it's been years since I've watched ERB they might have done this already lol

[–] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Genghis went against the easter bunny. It was not ERBs proudest moment.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I remember that one. Yeah not every one is a banger.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I can hear this comment in HD stereo. Precisely what I was thinking when I saw the photoshop.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 years ago

I feel like holodeck time is geared more for in depth fantasy fulfillment. You aren't going to waste your time watching something in the holodeck since you got a big screen in your quarters.

You aren't going to watch a rap battle, you're going to be in one.

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

You're right, this would be some good lower decks.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Data played cards with Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, and Isaac Newton. I think that's pretty good, given his imagination

Because everything’s boring when everything is available.

I'm pretty sure that T'Ana would be all over this. But I don't think she'd make it a rap battle...

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Concerts of my favorite metal bands in the pit with the safeties turned off?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Or better yet, ska bands.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

The safeties won't save you from dehydration anyway

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

You can already get Kahless in person… sort of

[–] DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I don't watch Star Trek so for a second I thought those aliens were historical figures.