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[–] JohnnyCache@lemmy.one 84 points 1 year ago

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

[–] TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

that heavily depends on the farm

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It wasn't just a weeklong bender

Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

you fucking hippie.

Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

You said you would always be there for me

And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain