Beat someone to death with it while storming your country's top government building trying to overthrow said government.
Just add some treason/insurrection on top.
We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.
It is, but the punishment just isn't let them hang in the gallows type of thing that some people were hoping for.
How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?
Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j
This only works if you are a white male.
If you're a Black male you wouldn't get to the high score cause the cop would just shoot you.
Unless the high score is the punishment of death without trial.
Yes.
Write a note on it and use that note to rob a bank. That'll give you more time than killing someone.
Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?
Thinking outside the box? That's a beating
One dollar bill? Believe or not, straight to a beating.
We have the best beatings in the world, because of dollar bills.
How'd they afford the sock?
You know how you end up with socks that don't have a mate?
By holding the penny stick in your had for reinforcement and beat someone for a sock.
from the streets
use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.
Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.
100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!
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