False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.
EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.
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American breakfast is the same as English breakfast except we don't have beans or blood sausage. The beans are replaced with fruit, the blood sausage is replaced with regular sausage, and the gun is just a centerpiece, not actually part of the meal.
Lol. We don’t use separate plates unless we are served them at a restaurant.
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If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too
Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg.. just no.
This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
Goes on the side of the dominant hand.
Never occurred to me that I've never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn't start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.
If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it's completely safe lol.
If one owns weapons, I'd say it's a decent idea to learn some dexterity with the non-dominant hand.
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I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you're left handed
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I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
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If you took away the majority of the bacon this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon~~ this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon this would~~ be ~~a really good breakfast~~ 👍🏽
The most American thing I have ever seen
Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.
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With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.
Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
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I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon