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[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.

EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago

American breakfast is the same as English breakfast except we don't have beans or blood sausage. The beans are replaced with fruit, the blood sausage is replaced with regular sausage, and the gun is just a centerpiece, not actually part of the meal.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

Lol. We don’t use separate plates unless we are served them at a restaurant.

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If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
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[-] LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago
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[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg.. just no.

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago

This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.

[-] Maeve@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Goes on the side of the dominant hand.

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Never occurred to me that I've never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn't start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.

If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it's completely safe lol.

[-] Maeve@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

If one owns weapons, I'd say it's a decent idea to learn some dexterity with the non-dominant hand.

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[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you're left handed

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[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.

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[-] Konstant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?

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[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

I love you ~~Kitchen~~ Breakfast Gun™!

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[-] Varven@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The most American thing I have ever seen

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If you took away the majority of the bacon this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽

[-] hakase@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

~~If you took away the majority of the bacon~~ this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

~~If you took away the majority of the bacon this would~~ be ~~a really good breakfast~~ 👍🏽

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago

Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.

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[-] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.

TWO WORLD WARS!!1!

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon

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