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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I'd like to sit on the grass for a while.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Well, there's your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you've made is lemon juice.

[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"Looks at current price of sugar" - Lemon juice it is!

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

[-] wazzupdog@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

[-] OyenFuton@monyet.cc 16 points 2 months ago

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That portal 2 bit is brilliant

[-] marito@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ok, but lemonade isn't that color. Are those piss bottles?

[-] poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, he couldn't get away from the line.

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it's great.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling lemons and lemonade.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

At least they don't have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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