Methamphetabeans
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
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[A person is shown holding a regular tip syringe attached to a blue 22G IV cannula against their forearm at a steep angle. The syringe plunger is drawn fully back, and the barrel of the syringe is filled with a mixture that appears to be baked beans. The cannula is not attached to a catheter or needle. The person has their finger against the tip of the plunger, as if preparing to press down]
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Inhale the beans, Exhale the beans, Inject the beans into my bloodstream,
Too much blood in my beanstream
You just made my night with that
For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say "Lemmy is home now🥰"
- Socrates, 398 BC
-Michael Scott
In Heinz sight, injecting beans was a dangerous idea ;)
I fucking hate you take the upvote
Are you injecting or drawing?
Yes
Injecting. They have one finger on the plunger, not two, so they can't be drawing (also a risky backwards way to draw)
who in here getting baked
Woah! Careful, that amount of beans could easily lead to an overdose!
If you or your loved one have ever injected beans into your bloodstream and died of bean overdose you may be entitled to financial compensation
Eh, it's going through life phases. Let it happen.
Careful bro, you're dangerously close to an overdose
How many millibeans is in that?
Whoa, whoa, we can't have effortposting like this, you'll screw the grading curve for the rest of us
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