this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] PhotoshopHandsome@vlemmy.net 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Llamajockey@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

[–] Llamajockey@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

[–] Llamajockey@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

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[A person is shown holding a regular tip syringe attached to a blue 22G IV cannula against their forearm at a steep angle. The syringe plunger is drawn fully back, and the barrel of the syringe is filled with a mixture that appears to be baked beans. The cannula is not attached to a catheter or needle. The person has their finger against the tip of the plunger, as if preparing to press down]


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[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Inhale the beans, Exhale the beans, Inject the beans into my bloodstream,

[–] duke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too much blood in my beanstream

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You just made my night with that

[–] jb007gd@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say "Lemmy is home now🥰"

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] maxxxxpower@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

-Michael Scott

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Heinz sight, injecting beans was a dangerous idea ;)

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I fucking hate you take the upvote

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you injecting or drawing?

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Injecting. They have one finger on the plunger, not two, so they can't be drawing (also a risky backwards way to draw)

[–] Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 2 years ago

who in here getting baked

[–] CyberBoy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Woah! Careful, that amount of beans could easily lead to an overdose!

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If you or your loved one have ever injected beans into your bloodstream and died of bean overdose you may be entitled to financial compensation

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Eh, it's going through life phases. Let it happen.

[–] SnowFoxx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Careful bro, you're dangerously close to an overdose

How many millibeans is in that?

Whoa, whoa, we can't have effortposting like this, you'll screw the grading curve for the rest of us

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