Call it WoWaWe

I don't trust websites that still start with www.

That's why it's pronounced dub-dub-dub.

When is it necessary to say www?

dub-ya dub-ya dub-ya

Anyone else not realize the swirls were part of a watermark and just think that was supposed to be part of his haircut?

Say "dubdubdub" or "dubbadubdub". "winwinwin" would also be acceptable.

true story. Just as many syllables as 1 W.

Even faster to say Net

To play devil's advocate, yes, "w" is technically three syllables in English, but they're easy enough to blur together. Meanwhile, the actual "w" sound is comparatively labor intensive, and "-orld" even more so. We're in purple burglar alarm world.

Tridub

I think we should sit down and take the shortest syllable version of each word/expression from each language and combine them all into one fast language.

In spanish we use, "three W" as WWW xD

Visit us at double you double you double you double you double you dot!

Double-you, double-you, double-you.