Mommy
In case anyone is confused, it's a mannequin
How did a mannequin pick up a dude and a bike huh! Checkmate.
In french this implies the woman is a model (mannequin being both the word for a model and the plastic variety).
Nope, person is just f'd up. They move on their own a few times in the vid
I think you're right. Mannequin arms don't swing like that, and he's too articulated to be a mannequin.
This explains so much
Is it a literal theft deterrent? Is this a thing?
A, you forgot your drink, and B, why were they filming?
I think it's pretty obvious why they were filming, she didn't just pop into existence from nowhere, she just took a break
That broad is strong
It was brought to everyone's attention
Everyone's attention broadly
Babe is my ride home
That's no guy.
I don't wanna go to bed! It's all the way upstairs!
Yes mommy?
I have seen this before but didn't previously notice the awkwardness of her not pausing to let the other pedestrians get some space. Just aggressively keeping pace with them
WTF
The average c/WTF enjoyer