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[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 2 years ago

I think it'd be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

I am just surprized they don't say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Winnie the Pooh

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whenever I see this meme, it always looks like he’s pooped or jizzed his pants.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from "blood sickness", which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They are like dogs barking at the tiger.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago

But what about Water Chestnut?