I'm a Thirdie. This is Tin Pot El Presidente Dear Leader level of shit, not a first world nation.

I bet the college regretted making him paint over his ceiling painting.

People. Cocaine is not maryjanes. You can get addicted badly to cocaine. There's tons of neurological effects that will cause you to not function proplerly in society. By all means smoke your ganja but don't equate hard drugs with it.

Immunity while head of state? Sounds like a monarchy to me.

The phrase orginated from "for God's sake". Therefore, it should be "for fuck's sake".

Lemmy is more stable now compared to a month ago. This is the growth that matters, not user counts. Thank you devs for the hard work.

The tie is the most useless piece of clothing ever invented. It serves no purpose (shut up about the original function, it no longer serves it) except to constrict your airway and dip into your spaghett.

The Union should have scorched earth the South when it had the chance. Tear up their train tracks, block the harbors, nationalize all the farm lands, dissolve the rebel states borders into Federal Territories, hang all rebel political leaders and put all military officers above Lt. in front of the firing squad. Instead, you let them live and fester, even naming military bases, ships and tanks after them.

For the last time, there is no need. We are large enough. 400,000 people is a large town or small city. Remember:

1. There are no investors to please

2. No stock holders to appease

3. No CEO to bootlick

4. No ads to chase

5. No e-peen to contest

We are free at last. Free your mind from the tail chase of corporate controlled social media.

A Soviet Russia joke: A Russian man was accosted by KGB goons and had his expensive watch stolen by them. After the KGB had left, the unfortunate man then cried out loudly, "The Swiss stole my Russian watch!". A bystander heard this and retorted, "You meant the Russians stole your Swiss watch". The man then replied, "Yes, but you said it!"

The Muscovites are not stupid. They are merely beaten down so hard and so long that they know to feign ignorance.

In many other countries, insurrection gets you a nice brick wall and a blindfold. In America, you get to run for President (again).

Thing is, the Asimov Foundation universe could actually fit in the "past" of the Dune universe.