I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.
Cucumber is the best bit of salad
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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You do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.
You can just let me have them!
I love cucumber, my wife hates it and I thought she was weird. Now I'm wondering if I'm the weird one. Think we should get a poll started
Yes. We definitely need yet another thing to divide us. 😉
Eat dirt, cucumberless hipster!
Fight me!
Come at me, waterlogged turd eater! ✊🥸
I’m gonna build a wall of cucumbers between us and have you pay for it.
(this all sounds eerily familiar. 🤔)
Joke's on you, I'd eat the wall
Hothouse, regular or pickle cucumbers? Organic? Small local farm?
....inflation, you know
This is the next cilantro...versy. Gerkin-gate. Cuke-spiracy
now i want a shirt that just says “cilantroversy”
Well I am 100% certain I am weird and I like cucumbers
However we need a larger sample as correlation == causation
I hate pickles AND cucumber*!
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
*exceptions for chicken/tuna salad (relish) and alcoholic beverages (cucumber)
I've never disagreed with something harder in my entire life. I love cucumbers
I used to eat them whole when I was a kid
Even better with just a pinch of salt
The main problem with salad is the lettuce. I prefer "Greek" salad which I make mainly out of cucumber and olive oil
What about pickles?
Pickles are the spice of life itself
Even worse! Those are waterlogged green turds with the subtle flavor of battery acid. 🤢
Same, but with celery. Celery alone is fine, cooked is fine, in an omelet is fine, with peanut butter is fine...but not-NOT in a salad
Cucumber infects whatever it is in.
I don't like cucumber or cherry tomatoes (regular tomatoes are fine). That's why my salad of choice is a Caesar. I did try a cucumber lime Gatorade once and was surprised by how cucumbery it was. If you like cucumber, it's probably the best Gatorade because it actually tastes like the thing it says it does.
RIP 😞