Get a bidet!!! No irritation, just dab dry, helps immensely.

Must find man, must find man...

Well shit, according to this it does: https://www.worlddata.info/islands-by-country.php

Canada a distant third

A conservative minded community on Reddit

I also like to sing when I'm bored out of my mind.

Pretty sure bacon and cheese in moderation isn't going to kill my dog, since he's been eating both for 12+ years.

Excellent, but prefer cast iron

That 'aquatic mutant character' is Mer-Man you heathen

Thank you! I thought the guy at the top was just pushing the ladder off the wall at first.

I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless.