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For imminent release (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 months ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Had me in the first half.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Had me until the last 2 lines, lmao.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

Porpoise pimp didn't do it for you?

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Huh. Somehow I skipped over that one.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Print photos of different dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 months ago

So it's basically The Deep for Veep.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Beautiful. 🤌

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Vance likely deviated from the tour to make love to his dolphin girlfriend (boyfriend?) and plot an escape, The Deep style. I just hope those star-crossed lovers’ journey doesn’t end in a similar tragedy.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

What the hell did I miss‽

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 36 points 3 months ago

Stuff and nonsense, as usual

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/senator-jd-vance-dolphin-twitter-x/

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I hope Trump keeps him through election day. I don't think there's been a bigger buffoon VP candidate since Quayle.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Palin

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The maverick? Haha, so hard to choose...

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

The joke

[-] redisdead@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The worst part of this timeline is that I can't possibly know if this is real or not

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Whut?

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 3 months ago

JD Vance? I thought you said he was dead?

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Naw I said he was sleeping with the fishes.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 3 months ago

yes! you made my day.

[+] taiyang@lemmy.world -14 points 3 months ago

It's starting to feel like bullying. Not that it doesn't feel deserved, but why is JD such a target? Does he just have such a punchable face?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

He's a piece of shit who belongs to a fascist party and who might be the President of the United States when their Orange Turd in Chief gets flushed down the toilet.

Isn't that a good enough reason?

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah but that's true of most of the GoP but the best memes we ever got out of, say, McConnell were turtle references.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You may have missed the others, then. I’m just a Canadian who keeps up with things and saw plenty of deserved jabs at MTG, Gaetz, Boebert, etc.. There will also just be less of a huge wave of these memes because they aren’t needed nearly as much as they are on the rught. We absolutely have them but you’ll generally see real articles using direct quotes that serve the purpose of making the (terrifying) joke for us.

Either way, that’s no reason not to do it now. This dude’s in a HUGE spotlight and is a MASSIVE piece of shit so I really don’t care if there’s precedent or not. Fuck that guy, he sucks mega big time.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Have you read any of his book? He constantly refers to rural people as dumb idiots who couldn't "get out" of their hometown because they were too lazy. Why he's the Republican candidate, I have no idea.

His whole book is about how successful people move to cities and dumb losers stay in rural areas.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I didn't know about the book, so thanks.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27161156-hillbilly-elegy

At a glance, its just another, "I made it, so can you" fairy tale written for political cred.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Now with extra condescendion and contempt!

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ugh, I don't plan on reading the book anytime soon so no. But my point is mostly why aren't we making these jokes about all the other GOP assholes; most of them seem to have similarly terrible books.

[-] jmiller@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Pick one and get something started! Be the change you want to see!

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