...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...
Step 1) Get a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
Or bald and use a plunger
Who's coming up with these stock images
If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.
I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.
CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH
I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
For ponderin
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Wizard memes
I don't think they're going to tell us.
If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.
I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.
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Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?
Not more than usual. It's irresistible.
A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!
These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb
Can somebody please ponder my orb
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Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.
Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again
The damn wizard pornpaganda.
I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
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More pointless
Get the fuck out of here
Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.
i don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.
Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.
If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you're old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Gen Z is not 42?
Yeah but I am and I made this meme.
So it's not even a Gen Z meme then. Lol that's hilarious.
I'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.
I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask
Do not ask
Continue to ponder.
Ponder the orbs.
Born to ponder forced to rule
I put on my robe and my wizard hat
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
