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[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

John Dryden: "You mean there were no stairs down which to throw him"

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 3 months ago

How many cops does it take to throw a guy down the stairs?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

An embarrassingly high number.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 3 months ago

WRONG! None. He slipped.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Then an embarrassingly high number of cops saw it happen and swear that's exactly what happened. No camera footage was found.

ACAB.

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024

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