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About right 😂 (lemmygrad.ml)

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[-] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 1 year ago

I genuinely can't tell if this is parody or not.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After close examination, the 中央保密委员会办公室 has verified this did occur, but this happened after Xi flew it out from Cuba this morning, not at midnight as claimed above.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

how do you spend a trillion dollars on something and not end up with a plane that flies itself while it sucks you off

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Knowing how the US spends its money?They probably tested the suck-off feature, accidentally took off 8 pilot’s dicks(too much suction) inflated 3 pilot’s balls (whoops, air went the wrong way) and after it blowing up too many times they scrapped the project ,spending 50-100 billion dollars on it just to have the plans thrown out and classify everything related to it.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, those classified documents aren't hiding secret tech but failures and mistakes. Couldn't have the Chinese learning they've got nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for the US, the cats now out the bag.