Big if true

Rack that Kalashnikov, motherfuckers, let's fuckin go!

No, you've already dumbed. Too late to smart now.

The Russian word for passport is just passport? Huh.

Bro I LOVE that bot wtf are you on about?

What would happen if the ship had blown up? We would have lost those fossils. That's at least irresponsible.

Because children shouldn't be forced to work so that we can afford their bedrooms

So like $69k a year, which isn't bad, per se, but in many cities that's still not enough to afford a three-bedroom apartment.

Defund Wall St.

Good ol' "neutral" Reuters.

Fucking right?

lol but honestly I thought it was true before checking the source