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[-] galmuth@feddit.uk 32 points 3 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 3 months ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I don’t condone violence…

I can understand this man’s reasoning.

[-] Elkenders@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago
[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He’s probably never even been any further than the next town.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

Not now he isn't!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 3 months ago

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[-] xep@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isn’t human

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 3 months ago

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.

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