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Hey it looks like my kitty!
Did he taste good?
The best!
You're not the same person. Your names may look alike, but you're not the same.
Indeed we are not. Human and cat combined, we are the next step in Pokemon evolution! Not just a lad anymore and no longer a kitty. Together as one, we are lath!
Pretty good chance eating the cat would have a more significant and immediate positive impact on the populations of your local woodland critters.
Sorry Dexter, it's for the greater good.
That's why I eat humans
A based strategy we are yet to see broadly accepted
Overachiever.
!Achievers@lebowski.social
Some of my relatives have a dairy farm. One time they had to put down a young cow and had it cut for beef/veal for themselves, since it was so sudden and unplanned. They told the cow's name, what had happened to it, what its temperament had been like. That was enough to make the eating experience weird and a bit offputting.
My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.
Jason knew who his enemies were, yet could not break free of the system, shame.
Knew a girl who lived on a farm, and she had a pet sheep for 7 or 8 years, since it was a lamb. It's her 21st birthday and they put her sheep on the spit.
Couldn't eat any of it myself. Guess farmers are bred tougher than us townies.
Yeah... I kinda think that's an experience every omnivore should have. Raise something with your own hands, then kill and eat it. If you can't do that, at least you now know your hypocrisy.
I'm a hypocrite, too.
I bet you could do it with broiler chickens.
Why?
Barely takes over a month to raise them for slaughter. He wouldn't get attached.
Killing the baby cows is part of the normal procedure for milk farms
The bulls, yeah, that's a planned pick-up to a meat farm or to the slaughterhouse, easy to distance yourself from mentally AFAIK. Not the heifers you've named and intended to keep.
Their mothers scream the same
Dang. I read through all the ingredients on the left expecting it to be wrong or off. It’s dead on. Wife can’t have red meat so we use this for her and the ingredients are spot on. Way to be honest with your shit post!!!
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Is cat meat any good? I doubt you could get much meat off of one, but still...
laughs in chonker
I would imagine it's not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.
There are areas where cat is on the menu.
Update: Holy hell I just googled it & theres a wikipedia entry on it lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat
Carnivores tend to taste like their diet which can obviously vary a lot. You'll find a hundred different answers, but mostly it's not great, if we had something like a 'farm raised' option it might at least be consistent.
You could eat anything with nipples, Armok.
I do know pomegranates are suggested to be avoided, as a lot of medications can be negated if you eat them.
Fake News!
There's way too much fat in that meat patty for it to be Dexter's.
Potassium
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63NNuG-6-hQ
(My internet is rubbish right now so I hope this is the right one!)
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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