So this is really funny, just not for the reason Anon thinks. No way this actually happened, nor has anon every actually spoken to a homeless person. This is nothing more than a sick little power fantasy from someone who assumes everyone without a home has the exact sort of mental illness they saw on TV.

Telling obvious lies to online strangers about your sadistic fantasies so you can feel powerful is honestly hilarious. Super sad, but hilarious.

Ah yes, taking advantage of vulnerable people for lolz, one of my favourite past times!

I know this is 4chan and therefore, fake, but this isn't even funny.

Don't worry anon. It's not unconventional. You're just a piece of shit. When you're a piece of shit, these hobbies are normal, so no, nothing unconventional, you're just the regular piece of shit.

Better hope they don't have a pistol or eat your face off next time they see you

Doesn't work on depressed people, I'd just shrug and wait for them to put me in a coma

I used to look for the most unhinged posters on /r/conspiracy and DM them "They know. They've already found you. Run."

> be me
> going thorough extremely rough time in my life, just trying to keep it together day by day
> friend across town offers to have me over for the night so I can shower, do laundry, have a meal with him and catch up
> nocar.jpg
> waiting at bus stop
> random guy in an anime tshirt and fedora is staring at me, incrementally stepping closer
> pleasejustleavemealone.avi
> he suddenly lunges toward me while screaming something about energy weapons
> fuckthis.ogg
> begin sprinting for previous bus stop, maybe i can get on the back of the bus and he won't notice me when he gets on
> fucking schizos