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[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes, when I’m deep in thought I forget to turn on music in the car. My partner is convinced that i do it on purpose to piss them off. Really, my brain just sucks at multitasking.

So, I’d probably ride there in silence, but only because I forgot to turn on the music.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I can't be bothered.

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[-] kek_w_lol@lemmy.one 71 points 1 year ago

Pedal to the metal and no distractions. Only the silent rage.

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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it would depend on how confident I am that I'd be able to beat the kidnappers.

If it's like inept comedy movie kidnappers and I feel like I'm on my way to deliver an ass kicking, then yes I'd play pump-up music.

If it's scary KGB/ISIS kidnappers and I'm probably on my way to perform a well-intentioned yet ultimately futile gesture where I'll likely get killed before I even get through the door, then probably no tunes for that one.

[-] u202307011927@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who is your wife that she got kidnapped by comedy movie kidnappers?

Edit: sorry for the roast

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Channing Tatum in a really nice wig. Op is played by Jonah Hill.

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[-] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago
[-] Numberone@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Always an upvote for Doom OST

[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!

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[-] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Put on some eurobeat and get there in 15 minutes

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[-] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Obviously I listen to music. Without listening to the DOOMSLAYER track, how do i do what I am about to do?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago
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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. I'm listening to Sabaton and driving at 80 mph

[-] nhoad@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I enjoyed the use of present tense in your comment

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[-] potoo22@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don't do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure... hmm... nah... I mean it's good, but thematically isn't matching 100%.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

No. My single minded attention would only register it as noise

[-] gustulus@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins would be my vibe I guess

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] 00Sixty7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is the only correct answer here. If you wouldn't have posted it I would have.

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[-] Jochem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Night Call - Kavinsky

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

That's a long drive. I'll have to put on an audiobook.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Ohhh… The Girl From Ipanema, Nat King Cole version.
Perfect for a warm summer night’s drive. Not sure about the other 27 minutes though.

[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

yes and I'd probably still sit in the driveway for a few min figuring out what I want to put on

[-] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

scrolling idly on the phone

"What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!"

"Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to"

[-] Kurwailija@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Im driving there with my skateboard listening fleetwood mac without nagging..

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Gotta be cannibal corpse, right?

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[-] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

One way or another by Blondie

[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

For sure turning it off so I can give all my attention to driving and getting there fast plus not having an accident and never getting there.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'd call the police first.

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

Why? Does your local PD have really good music taste or something?

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[-] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Tiny Tim - Livin in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Caramelldansen would be blaring as I pull up.

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[-] jormaig@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Fortunate Son

[-] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They'll probably kill her because I can't decide on a song for that situation

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[-] Aagje_D_Vogel@lemdro.id 7 points 1 year ago

I'd listen to this absolute banger to get in the mood.

[-] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

DOOM 2016 soundtrack. The entire thing

[-] Nostalgia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Laalisaaa042@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Team America theme

[-] Daevan@feddit.it 6 points 1 year ago

Realistically I wouldn't listen to music 'cause I Need to make a Plan and concentrate

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nero - Doomsday

Has some "me against the world" vibes to it. Also, it's hard as fuck. Perfect kidnapper beatdown music.

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[-] Montagge@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse. Y'know, to set the mood for the beatings to come.

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[-] dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is on.

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