I find simply existing to be awkward enough

1. It's called Twitter (don't allow the scum rebrand their shit)
2. Good, I hope more organizations follow suit

I want to build a house that has stairs that go nowhere and a bunch of hidden passages and rooms that only makes sense if you live there

This is called narcissism, he is just a narcissist with a hard-on for himself and unfortunate access to widespread attention

These are all wildly inappropriate questions to ask a random stranger without some prior explicit context between the people.

Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

Didn't know John Deere made trains

I had a supervisor that blew his entire OT and 401k on $90000 truck and proceeded to complain about how shit the gas mileage was.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is fuckin amazing.

He looks like he's trying really hard to look like a bad ass, but instead he pooped his pants.